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Google Earth Introduces Sky, Promptly Blows my Mind

The Eskimo Galazy via Google Earth

The latest addition to Google’s awesome Google Earth software is, well… Sky. I don’t think it’s officially called “Google Sky”, but it might as well be, and it’s freaking awesome.

If you happen to lack a high-powered telescope, or perhaps an observatory, in your backyard, the newest version of Google Earth allows you to browse the heavens above, with constellation overlays, a moving Moon, planets, and the best of Hubble’s big shiny eye in the sky.

Check out the video here, and download it for yourself!

The Secret to Using iMovie ‘08

Having released iLife ‘08 with updated versions of almost all the programs, many people have become angry at the apparent lack of features in iMovie ‘08. Where is my timeline? How do I reduce audio levels? How do I mix sound?

In the old iMovie (which, I should add, remains on your computer when you install the new version, so you can always go back to it if you want), you had multiple video and audio tracks, so you could edit your movie and audio in the same program. It was convenient, and those features have now been removed. But why?

One word: family.

In iLife ‘06, GarageBand had something called a “Movie Score” project, where you could import a movie you made in iMovie, and put sound effects, voice overs, etc. You could also do this in iMovie with the multiple tracks… so, why have an overlap in functionality? By removing the sound mixing from iMovie ‘08, the benefit is two fold: you get a better cohesion between the members of the iLife family, and you get users to actually use GarageBand, which many feel is the neglected step child in the suite of products.

Your work flow goes like this:

1. Import and edit your movie in iMovie ‘08. Add titles and transitions. Your project is automatically saved, so if your computer crashes, you haven’t lost everything. Also, in iMovie ‘08, your project file is now referencing video clips as opposed to containing them, so you can use your clips in multiple movies without doubling the file size like before.

2. Go to Share, and select Media Browser. You have the option to prepare it in 4 different sizes depending on what you’re going to be using it for.

3. Open a new project in GarageBand. Click the little music and movie button at the bottom right to open the Media Browser, select Movies, and select iMovie. You’ll see your project waiting for you.

4. Drag and drop your movie onto the timeline to the left. It automatically creates a video AND audio track for you. From here, you can edit and mix your sound and music and effects just as before.

5. When you’re done, go to Share, and choose send to iDVD. From here, it’s exactly like it was before, but with some awesome new templates.

So, it’s really not that difficult, and after you’ve done it, it actually makes a lot more sense. You have infinitely more control over the sound in GarageBand than you did in the old iMovie, where you were limited to 2 audio tracks. Sound aside, they also added some great features in iMovie ‘08, such as the ability to crop and rotate video, and advanced color adjustments only available in Final Cut Express.

It’s true, people don’t like change, but sometimes change is for the better. iMovie ‘08 is the most radically redesigned program in the iLife suite, and once you get used to the new workflow, you’ll find it much easier, faster, and more efficient than before.

Left Behind: THE GAME!!

Left Behind: The Game

For a while I was really into the “Left Behind” series, the Christian fiction epic chronicling the ultimate battle between Good & Evil during the end of days. With names like “Rayford” and “Buck” and “Nicolae Carpathia”, the names were as cheesy as they could come, and with “high-tech” terminology like “downloading” “electronic mail” via “data modem”, the dialogue is sometimes in the same area. It was interesting nonetheless for a variety of reasons, and God bless America, they’ve come out with a video game in the same vein.

Check out some gems from the game description:

- Lead the Tribulation Force from the book series, including Rayford, Chloe, Buck and Bruce against Nicolae Carpathia – the AntiChrist.

- Conduct warfare using the power of PRAYER and WORSHIP as more powerful weapons than guns.

- Control more than 30 units types - from Prayer Warrior and Worship Leaders to Spies, Special Forces and Battle Tanks!

And, my favorite:

- Contrary to misinformation on the web, this game does not include references to any other religion. Also, there is NO killing in the name of God, and NO convert or die missions. All content has been reviewed and approved by Tyndale House Publishers prior to publication.

Awesome. Now all I need is to accept the dark side and find a Windows machine to run it on.

Check it out here.

RIP Weekly World News, 1979-2007

Weekly World News
After 28 years, the magazine that spawned Bat Boy, kept Elvis alive, and was once the best place to go to see pre-Photoshop jimmied pictures is closing it’s doors next month.

When I was little, every time my mom would take me to the supermarket, I’d get a copy of the latest “trash rag” as she called it (until it skyrocketed past 75¢ an issue). The stories were fascinating: farmer kills 7 ft. grasshopper, merman caught in South Pacific, and a winged-dwarf man, popobara, sodomizes men in their sleep in Mexico.

Since the introduction of computers, however, it made it easier than ever to make really badly Photoshopped images to go along with their incredible stories. Ease, which in my opinion, led to lack of quality which I think carried over into their stories.

So, it is without a bang that the world bids farewell to the Weekly World News. You will always be held fondly in our collective memory, you crazy little magazine, you! May your stories live on on the internet, here.

ps:

2008 BUCHAREST, Romania — Vampires realize that the blood of tuna fish suits their macabre nutritional requirements as effectively as human blood. The undead begin lurking near the shores of the Black Sea, sucking fish dry and discreetly throwing their bodies into the water.

2009 BUCHAREST, Romania — An unexpected side effect of the new vampiric diet occurs when the discarded fish themselves return to life as vampires. The fishing industry comes to an abrupt halt while authorities try to capture and kill the thousands of bloodthirsty ‘nosferatuna.’

Awesome.

My Official iPhone Review

iPhone Review

There isn’t much to be said about the iPhone which hasn’t already been covered by every tech blog and news outlet, so I don’t have too much to add to the mix. Personally, I had no problem typing on the keyboard. Predictive text, the feature that guesses what you meant to type even if you’re one key off on every letter, was excellent, and I was typing two handed in about 45 seconds.

But what I think is most striking about iPhone, what will have the most impact, is its design. After about 10 minutes of use, you’ll find yourself wondering, “Why don’t I have multi-touch on my <insert device name here>.” It’’s such an intuitive interface and slick design that it’s like one of those “why the hell didn’t anyone think of this before” moments which Apple is so good for.

The hype around iPhone was indeed incredible, but when you look at it in the context of computing history, I would say it definitely is revolutionary. Apple did it way back when, when they took the computer out of the beige box and decided to have it come in colors. At first everyone laughed, but soon enough you saw companies following their lead all across the industry. Again, with the iPod, people said it would fail, but it completely redefined portable music and set the standard by which all portable music was judged.

As the tagline goes, “touching is believing”, and, having touched, I do believe that Apple has once again revolutionized another part of our technological world. All the nitpicking aside (no Flash support, no copy and paste, etc.), iPhone truly is a revolutionary product. Other manufacturers will be playing catch-up for a very long time, and I predict that we’ll be judging every other phone to come by Apple’s latest accomplishment and the very high standards Apple has set.

More info and lots of how-to-use videos via Apple here.

From the Archives: Halcyon + On + On (Live Mashup) by Orbital

Orbital's Halcyon + On + On (Live Mashup)

I was inspired by my turntablist night at the Hollywood Bowl to dig up this gem from the archives. I haven’t heard Orbital in a long while, and Halcyon + On + On is one of their nicest songs.

Orbital gained some popularity in the mainstream back in the late 90s when they did the theme song for The Saint, but somewhere along the way this live version of this unknown hit popped up.

Should I tell you what it is, or should I just let you download it and find out what makes this live version so special? I’ll give you a hint… Bon Jovi, Belinda Carlise, and a whole lotta crowd-supplied hand claps. Look for the magic about 3/4th the way in.

Orbital - Halcyon + On + On (Live Mashup) (8 MB, MP3)

How DJ Shadow & Cut Chemist Blew My Mind

DJ Shadow & Cut Chemists' "Hard Sell"

I haven’t really listened to much turntablist stuff in a while. There was a golden era a good few years ago, but I guess since computers are cheaper and more accessible, more people are getting down on the Ones & Zeros instead of the Ones and Twos.

For the most part, it’s easy to understand: you take some vinyl, find a cut or break, get your ‘wikky wikky’ on, and you’re golden. There’s plenty of video out there on youtube where you can watch people do some amazing stuff on the turntable, but I’ve never seen anything like DJ Shadow and Cut Chemist’s “Hard Sell”.

Sure, the two of them are masters of the turntable, masters of the beat. All of their loops and beats and everything I heard was done live on stage, as one would expect. No pre-recorded anything, all effects done through pedals or loopers. Fine and dandy, except for this latest project, Hard Sell, they decided to mix it up a bit… by ONLY using 45s?!?!?!?

Their entire show is done using only original-press 45 rpm records… you know, the little ones with the big holes in the middle. The record spins faster, there’s less room to play, and the DJ needs to be quick like a bunny, and oh were they quick. There was everything from the 50’s through today thrown into the soup and mixed together deliciously like only fine chefs like the two of them could. At one point, the two of them set some beats, walked way from the turntables, and sat down at a fancy dinner table in the middle of the stage to enjoy a light supper while the beat went seamlessly on.

Their mad skills, combined with remote control cameras, and some sort of super secret ninja wrist cam allowing you to see EXACTLY what Cut Chemist was doing is precisely why DJ Shadow and Cut Chemist’s “Hard Sell” blew my mind.

Catch them on tour in the following locations:

Jul 5, 2007 Milkveg, Amsterdam, Holland
Jul 6, 2007 GMEX, Manchester, UK
Jul 7, 2007 T in the park, Scotland
Jul 8, 2007 Oxygen, Ireland
Aug 11, 2007 Maeshima, Summer Sonic, Osaka, Japan
Aug 12, 2007 Marine Stadium, Summer Sonic, Tokyo, Japan
Sep 15, 2007 Treasure Island Music Festival, San Francisco